you know what i hate? commodes

Commodes. Toilets, johns, thrones, biffys. If they’re for public usage and not my own personal porcelain god, I ain’t happy.  There’s something about public toilets that’s just unclean.  So if you’re on vacation, that’s every one you visit until you return.  And if you’re in a different country with a different stance on hygiene… well, let’s just say my vacations become somewhat irregular.

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